Weirdest day ever.

So, I started two new jobs this week. The first one is at Half Moon Grill, a swanky restaurant/bar where my friend manages. He is rad and sells me drugs and is so much fun to party with. So...I did that this afternoon.

That's fine and dandy. It's a nice place. Buttttt

my old manager from Melting Pot called me a couple days ago and wanted me to work at his sports bar. I got Taryn in on it as well and we went to training tonight at 5.

Between training at the two jobs I drank a beer and passed out. But I digress.

Let me tell you what training consisted of:

Basically....
-here is where the computers are.
-here is where the ketchup is.
-roll some silverware
-stand around and talk for a couple hours and do nothing.

....

we are now done with training and work together on Friday. We are going to get our asses kicked as we do not know the menu nor do we have any idea of what things are going to be like.

It was one of those..."wait....wait....what?? what the fuck??" type things. I'm used to like 5-7 days of training, not an hour and a half.

Whatever.

I'm drinking a Heineken Light and will probably get pretty wasted tonight as I don't have much going on tomorrow till 4.

Life in Taryn's room is stellar.
I'm so damn content.

24/7 Slumber Party

God. Living in Taryn's room kicks so much ass. It's like a 24/7 slumber party. OMG ROTFL LOL LMAO!

uhh.

I'm still coughing my lungs away from chainsmoking like 6 packs of cigarettes over the few days I was in Rocky Pointe.

On a plus though, I got a new job at a swanky bar in Phoenix.

Hello $$$$

SPRING BREAK 2K6 ARGGHGH

I had to stop writing in my blog because I'm pretty sure my parents were reading it. F that. This will do.

I just finished up SPRING BREAK 2K6 ARGGGHHHHHH and it was the best thing that has ever happened to me. Ever. EVER!

We drove up Thursday, and started the journey by smoking a blunt in my backyard. The gang included myself, Taryn, Ariel, Adam, James, and Rob. We rocked out for the drive there (including another blunt) and arrived at our camping spot in grand spirits. We snagged a few beers each at Manny's and then set to setting up our spot. The girls and I went to a depository and got a case of Pacifico for the getting-ready period. (There must be no not-drinking time in Mexico. It's law.) We all attempted to look good through the haze of being permi-stoned and kinda drunk already, and headed back to Manny's. This is where it gets blurry. I know that Rob was already set to sucking on Taryn's neck and Adam and I were making out a bunch and there were pictures taken. Other than that I just know we hung out at Manny's and drank for a bit while we waited for Baja to get hopping, as Baja is the $15 all you can drink dance club. Hell yes. Baja is all a huge blur. I don't even remember anything definitive that happened except that I dropped my disposible camera in the toilet. Pathetic! I did go back to the car though and have some good Adam sexing, so that was excellent. James informed us the next day that he might have pissed himself or gone swimming in the ocean blacked out as he woke up 4 different times throughout the night in four different places and each time was progressively more wet. Rock and roll.

Friday was St. Patricks Day! I woke up extremely uncomfortable in the back seat of the Tahoe. Taryn had not come home yet. We went to Manny's and me and Ariel got beers, then we tried to find a taco stand. After that failed we returned to Manny's and got breakfast at like 10:30 and enjoyed pina coladas. We went back to the car after and found Taryn. She had slept at some girls she knew hotel room. The beach was decided as our next destination. The boys bought a case of Corona and we headed down there and rocked the beach, drinking and relaxing. Adam and Rob and T wandered off at one point and Ariel and I layed there happily and James played in the surf. When they came back they informed us that "The Reef" was the place to be for St Patty's and we embarked. All with Corona's in hand (including Adam, who was driving) we screamed Brand New songs and danced and it was amazing. The reef was ridiculous. So much nakedness and dancing and debauchery. We dug into some Dos Equis and Ariel bought sunglasses and we all had to pay $.50 to use the creepy port-a-potty. There was more chainsmoking. There were more lame "bro-dogs" rocking their white spy sunglasses and backward hats than I've ever seen. After chillin at The Reef for a decent chunk of time we all decided that it was grub time and headed back to our campsite. I put on green. We ate taco's. Then it was on to Baja for our wristbands and back to Manny's for more drinks. We all danced together on the stage and ran into a couple chics we knew from home, treating them to some more freak/grind dancing. In mexico everyone dances the same. After a bit we decided to head back to Baja. On the way to Baja we ran into Kevin 1, who is a cool guy, but he told us that Kevin 2 was behind us, who is an infinitely cooler guy and also the object of Taryn's affection. We joyfully greeted him and she scampered off with him to buy taco's and take body shots. The rest of us went onward to Baja, where we broke it down. I kept losing people and dancing with strangers and then I found Adam and we rocked the Tahoe and then we got split up again and I met up with this girl that I pseudo knew from high school and she and I hung out for like an hour taking shot after shot after shot after shot and then we made out against a fence for like 10 minutes. We tried to walk down some stairs and she fell on top of me and we plummeted down like 6 giant stairs and I was a bit bruised. Her friends came up and she was just WASTED and I ran off because I didn't want to deal with her anymore. Next I remember sitting outside of Manny's petting some stray dog for like an hour and telling it how nice it was. I also remember sitting on the rocks on the beach and having some mexican guy tell me about his family and ask me what was wrong. I denied that. I found Kevin 1 back at Manny's and we danced for awhile and he tells me that I was falling over and acting ridiculous but that's what Mexico is for! I walked back to the campsite and saw our neighbors were smoking bowls in their car so I jumped in and introduced myself and smoked their weed and drank an unnecessary Tecate.

I woke up the next morning more uncomfortable than I've ever been curled up in a ball on the floor of the tent, which was just laying directly against rocky dirt. Worst sleep ever. The group was abuzz with stories. Ariel had been making out with a dude on the beach and he'd been trying to push her head down to give him head and they got caught by the federales (also simultaneously coining the term "fun-dip" as a sexual act) and the dude (who was 17) had to pay the cop $60 to let them go. Rob had almost had sex with one girl and after bringing her back to the bar post-fun he took her friend and went and fucked her. In the Tahoe. While T and Kevin 2 were in there. Also fucking. There were high-fives and I think that they'll all be alot closer after that.

The tahoe is a scandal filled place.

We smoked a blunt in the tent and reminisced about the night and I realized that I was really sunburned and then we all went and got breakfast and I ate everyones potatoes. We all had like 4 Pina Coladas and were pretty wasted when we embarked to the beach. Ariel and I were out of cash except for the $15 we needed for Baja that night so we convinced Justin to go buy a case of Corona and drank a few of those. We also scored a free beer in Manny's from her old boss and scraped together some quarters for a pina colada.

I was fucking wasted at this point. When we headed back to the beach area after Manny's Adam and James were riding the banana boat. Funniest thing I've ever seen, or close to it. James played on the beach and kept passing out in the surf and I ran into the water up to my waist and we were all merry. I then passed out next to Taryn and Adam and woke up hours later with Ariel passed out nearby and James sitting there watching over us. The rest of the group had wandered off. We went and James bought us taco's and we got back to the car and found everyone else. Taryn and Adam were belligerent, and Rob was also on his way. Adam and Kevin 2 passed out while we got ready. Everyone but the sleepers got PIRATE LYFE tattoos on our forearms and kept screaming ARGGGHHH at the top of our lungs. The gang went over to MOAB and got Jager and Red Bulls, bought our Baja wrist bands, and tried to wake up Adam and Kevin 2. They finally got up and we waited for them to shower and then headed to Baja. I think it was less crowded on Saturday and it was alot easier to find eachother. Or maybe it was just that we kept screaming ITT TECH instead of ASU ASU and holding our tats in the air and screaming like pirates. Either way. We all started taking shots and slamming Dos Equis and dancing. Adam and Rob and T wandered off and we found them a bit later upstairs. We all took more shots and Me and T and Ariel lied about our names a bit and I made out with Adam and we all kept it real. We wandered downstairs a bit later and watched the naked girls dance and took more and more shots. At one point I remember taking a body shot off Rob and he broke my beer bottle and T lost her camera. There had been talk of recreating the previous nights Tahoe escapades (the dual sexing) but minus rob and random juicy girl and plus Adam and I. We were drunk and game. So Kevin 2 and T and myself and Adam went back to the Tahoe and what follows is simply too scandalous to discuss here. But Taryn definitely grabbed my ass and there were definitely high fives and discussion and I definitely saw everyone butt ass naked, but mostly Kevin 2, who after being done put on shoes and a beanie and ran around the camp ground totally naked. Kevin 2 and T were out at this point, but me and Adam went back to Baja and took a few shots and snagged a few beers and went to the beach. We sat for a couple hours and admired the moon/ocean reflection and talked and it was grand. We saw Rob stumbling by with the ugly girl that he would later fuck on the beach and also in some RV (where it would be partially filmed) and bummed cigarettes from him. We walked back through Manny's and decided we were pooped and went back to the Tahoe. Upon opening the Tahoe door we came face to face with James' ass. We tried to clmib over him but he awoke and groaned and stumbled off to the tent. We climbed in and were out.

The next morning we smoked a joint and drove home and were all wondering what it would feel like to be sober.

Let me tell you, it's not as funny, but much less exhausting.

I miss all of them though. Especially Adam, who is something of an unlabeled question mark of a boy. Whatever.

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